Two pranksters grab a handful of business cards from a coffee shop’s raffle for a “free lunch.” Dealing them up like playing cards, they proceed to terrorize the cardholders, which include a crack addict that poses as a driving school instructor to hustle drugs around town, a high profile Realtor couple, a codes inspector and an airhead anchorwoman. The pranksters begin by sending the codes inspector to a crack house where they plant the Realtors’ business card. As the codes inspector gets beat by drug dealers, the driving school instructor shows up to buy, and the pranksters call the anchorwoman on the scene. The dealers find the couples’ business card and rob their house. The husband and wife come home one at a time and assume that the other wants a divorce. Soon, this man-made fiasco takes on a life of its own but ends in tragedy when one of the pranksters asks a card holder on a date and becomes the victim of his own game.